Hello miserable earth-creatures. I am the Mighty Megatron, leader of the Decepticons.
I expect all of you to bow to me or be incinerated by my Fusion cannon. The choice is yours.
Do a good deed today and destroy any autobots you find! Im not asking you, IM TELLING YOU!
Word to the wise: if Cobra Commander ever invites you to a meeting, decline! Go attack Autobots or something. Worst Meetings EVER